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February 08, 2006

My Response to the IT Spammer

Thanks everyone for the suggestions. Good stuff. I did a greatest hits combination of the ideas. Let's see what Chris sends in response. (For the record, I think that he probably read the entry and knows that I'm just toying with him.)

But still it's fun.

Chris,

I'm so glad you asked! I actually *DO* have a prototype, a Working ONE. I might even be willing to sell it or license it for a handy fee (interested?).

Here's the thing, I would send the prototype to you but I doubt you're set up to receive it. I'll test it though. Check your CD ROM SLOT about 15 minutes after you receive this and see if there is a thing that looks like a protoype in there. It does work, but it's never actually sent anything because no one else is set up with a proper RECEPTICLE, you know?

Anyway, I wanted you to know that your support means the world to me. Everyone else I talk to about this says I'm CRAZEE. But I can tell that you're my kindred spirit. You are honestly (sorry to get all religiousity on ya here) but you are honestly a mega answer to prayers. I've been working hard on getting this idea together and I think you're the missing ingredient to my plan. I know that if we put our heads together, there is no end to what I can accomplish.

"I can fly higher than an eagle, cuz you are the wind beneath my wings" -- Bette Midler

That's how I feel about you.

Cost analysis = $0. I have the idea. You have the know-how. I have a prototype, you have to make it work. I don't see any money needing to change hands here.

Posted by jason on February 8, 2006 04:03 PM

Comments

dare I say: "headdesk" :-P lol

Posted by: sha'uri on February 8, 2006 07:23 PM

I'm telling you, I know he will melt when he hears that he is the wind beneath your wings. I mean, who wouldn't?

Posted by: tlmrocks on February 8, 2006 07:54 PM

Well done sir, well done.

Posted by: Jack on February 8, 2006 08:26 PM

That is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life.

Posted by: Anonymous on February 8, 2006 08:36 PM

I'm sickened. I actually think I just threw up in mouth a little bit.

Posted by: Xerxes on February 9, 2006 12:09 AM

I am loving this little exchange.

Posted by: Collin - Band Member on February 9, 2006 12:52 AM

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