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May 24, 2006

A New Band Member

We recently took a good long critical look at ourselves, examing our music, our stage presence, our style. We decided that we were definitely missing something major. We needed "more pure rock god" swagger, more axl rose-style bad boy in your faceness. Quite honestly, we needed someone with the ax-wielding chops that our finger picking sweetboys couldn't muster.

I'd like to introduce you all to our new band member, metal rock legend Chris Fraser. He was a headbanger before it was cool to be one, and continues to be one long after it's lost its coolness.




PS. Sorry Ian, it's been great dude. . . but can you really blame us?

Posted by jason on May 24, 2006 10:06 AM


Man, I've been waiting so long for this moment - to break into the scene . . . This is my chance to shine!! Hey, I think for our next gig, we should play at Uncle Bucks for Southern Rock Woodstock! Yee-hah boys!

Posted by: Metal Mullitia Man on May 24, 2006 11:19 AM

The kid toys in the background definitely solidify his "axl rose-style bad boy" image.

Posted by: Kate on May 24, 2006 11:34 AM

Ooooh he's a real hottie! I'm just dying to run my fingers through that kickin' mullett!

Posted by: mew on May 24, 2006 01:41 PM


Posted by: Anonymous on May 24, 2006 01:57 PM

I think I saw Chris on American Idol the other day...

Posted by: Anonymous on May 24, 2006 02:03 PM

I humbly resign and pass the baton on to a man who knows what it means to rock.

Posted by: Ian on May 24, 2006 10:11 PM

Ian, all hope is not lost. Just try focusing your amazing hair growing abilities on the BACK of your head. Embrace the mullet. It's waiting for you.

Posted by: Metal Mullitia on May 25, 2006 12:00 AM

wait Ian is not it in anymore?!

I wanted to see a look machine concert for such a LONG time and now Ian's gone... im not saying i dont like Chris he looks fun!

but i wanted to see a TLM concert with Ian in it... man.... that really makes me sad

Posted by: Poncho on May 25, 2006 04:53 PM

poncho. . . you win the "first person to take this announcement seriously" award.

Posted by: jason on May 25, 2006 05:25 PM

Honestly, it will be better with Chris. He's a lot hotter.

Posted by: Ian on May 25, 2006 11:27 PM

Oh! MY God!!!! I think like Poncho.

T_______T P' Ian......

Posted by: Aom_rock_magical on May 26, 2006 05:27 AM

But welcome a new rocker!

Posted by: Aom_rock_magical on May 26, 2006 05:28 AM

Why? Why do you have to go? P' Ian :C

Posted by: Aom_rock_magical on May 26, 2006 05:36 AM

Just to be perfectly clear... THIS IS A JOKE!!!! We love chris, but Ian is still in the band. We just couldn't resist using those hilarious pictures!

Posted by: Collin-Band Member on May 26, 2006 08:07 AM

cannot. . . stop.. . laughing.

Posted by: jason on May 26, 2006 10:13 AM

Oh my gosh you guys believed this post?!?!

Posted by: Anonymous on May 26, 2006 05:11 PM



You guys are crazy!!!! :P

Posted by: Aom_rock_magical on May 26, 2006 11:27 PM

dude, chris looks majorly awesome in these pix and i can't beleive ppl actually beleived this post, haha, these pix are really funny and his hair is awesome, that's how i want mine

Posted by: tyrannis-jonah on May 27, 2006 08:49 AM

*sniff* that was mean....

it hurt me though! im a very gullible perosn i guess but yea... you guys are so evil
evil evil lolz

Posted by: Poncho on May 28, 2006 02:09 AM

Sorry Poncho. Hopefully we can make it up to you somehow.

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