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March 19, 2007

Drew?

You have some explaining to do.

(Yes, I know she's my sister, but you live with her.)

What's going on here?

Posted by jason on March 19, 2007 11:06 AM

Comments

and why is Jess pretty much the only content on the entire page?

very strange...

Posted by: jaysonjaz on March 19, 2007 11:28 AM

I think it's easy to see why Jess is the only content... She's a lot prettier than the cow...

Posted by: Susan on March 19, 2007 12:34 PM

I don't get it. Is there something to get? My head is about to explode.

Posted by: childish on March 19, 2007 05:42 PM

ok, first of all--drew asked me to do it and I didnt think it would ever be a topic for this fine site...Drew loves this guy, cow as a gun, and wanted me to be on the website. That was it--but, now it is pretty embarrassing...

Posted by: jessica on March 20, 2007 04:05 PM

I meant: Cow Has A Gun

Posted by: jessica on March 20, 2007 04:06 PM

I play Halo 2.
CowHasAGun plays Halo 2.
CowHasAGun has a website.
Jess is a pioneer.

On a related note, any LADIES that want to join Jess, send me a picture of you holding a CowHasAGun sign. drew@thelookmachine.com

P.S. Look for a new post from me shortly. A big change is happening . . .

Posted by: Xerxes [TypeKey Profile Page] on March 20, 2007 04:18 PM

Yeah, I'll reiterate that you should all send drew pictures to send Cow.

Drew and I were playing Halo 2 one night ... guarding the base on burial mounds in a game of CTF. And all of a sudden we hear over the proximity mic "Moo! Moo! Moo!" as a guy approaches and then jumps up into the front of the base. We were laughing so hard that we simply could not effectively guard the base from him and he grabs our flag and proceeds to hop right out the window.

Once the laughing subsided ... and this was side-stitching laughter here, we gunned him down like a lame bovine and won the game. However, in the post game we DEMANDED that he accompany us for the rest of the evening.

Since then, he's been a lot of fun to play with. It's not that he's an amazing sniper, or an unbelievable banshee pilot, or somesuch - he's just fun to play alongside of win or lose.

Posted by: Chris on March 20, 2007 04:32 PM

i heard: nerd nerd nerd geek geek dork nerd... anyone hear anything different?

Posted by: Anonymous on March 20, 2007 04:57 PM

I heard: I don't have big enough cajones to post an insult AND my name.

Posted by: Xerxes [TypeKey Profile Page] on March 20, 2007 05:18 PM

oh, and one more thing--when drew asked me to do it (after he had already made his carefully crafted sign, mind you--kind of hard to say no to that), I assumed I would just join a page as one of the many women holding signs--no big deal, right? Little did I know I was the ONLY one...Like I said before, kind of embarrassing...

Posted by: jessica on March 21, 2007 02:55 PM

1) Drew, you have to stop posting pictures of your wife on sites of "guys you play halo with online."
2) I don't know enough about Halo to get the moo moo moo description. I really read it 3 times and have no idea what happened.
3) Jessica, I feel for you. You're the ONLY one there.
4) Susan, I know it was meant as a compliment, but as far as compliments go, "She's prettier than a cow" isn't the best one.

Posted by: jason on March 21, 2007 03:35 PM

Jessica thank you for being a great sport!!

Think about this ...if we can get 11 more pics?? I see a calendar in the future!! Just remember July is bikini month!! :) Moo.

Mr Cow

Posted by: CowHasAGun on April 3, 2007 10:44 PM

go die

Posted by: Anonymous on April 11, 2007 06:53 PM

WWW premiere of Jessica's (and Drew) CowHasAGun.mp3
ONLY at http://www.CowHasAGun.com
Tour dates coming soon!!

MrCow

Posted by: CowHasAGun on April 23, 2007 11:14 PM

Cow goes moo.

Posted by: MrCow on May 22, 2007 05:22 PM

No really the Cow goes moo.

Posted by: CowHasAGun on May 29, 2007 05:16 PM

Moo.

Posted by: CowHasAGun on May 30, 2007 11:09 AM

Moo?

Posted by: Rhew on June 12, 2007 08:43 PM

Moo...?

Posted by: Rhew on June 19, 2007 10:30 AM

Chalupa.

Posted by: CowHasAGun on June 19, 2007 07:46 PM

Moo!

Posted by: Rhew on June 21, 2007 05:21 PM

True. Very true. Moo.

Posted by: CowHasAGun on June 22, 2007 04:52 PM

I . . . just had to join in. Moo.

Posted by: Xerxes [TypeKey Profile Page] on June 22, 2007 08:51 PM

In the pokemon movie, the bad guy was Moo 2.

Posted by: Rhew on June 24, 2007 12:08 PM

Posted by: Anonymous on June 28, 2007 10:15 AM

Posted by: Xerxes [TypeKey Profile Page] on June 28, 2007 10:25 AM

Posted by: Xerxes [TypeKey Profile Page] on June 28, 2007 10:26 AM

Posted by: Xerxes [TypeKey Profile Page] on June 28, 2007 06:47 PM

whatever you were trying to do there Drew ... I think it got moo-tilated.

Posted by: Rhew on July 5, 2007 03:50 PM

Posted by: CowHasAGun on July 13, 2007 04:48 PM

Cow still here. Moo.

Posted by: Mr Cow on December 26, 2007 04:51 PM

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