Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Filthy Mittens, indeed!
You're looking at the Look Machine's new public enemy #1



This is filthymittens, who will go down in history for giving the Look Machine their first negative review.

And I quote:

Doesn't grab me
This song is okay but something about it just doesn't make it stand out. The guitar playing is good. I can't quite place the mood. The vocals sound sort of like Dennis DeYoung.


Well, at least Ian and Collin finally got their shoutouts ("The guitar playing is good."). . . but overall this is a terrible review! It didn't stand out? Huh. . . Oh well. . . Did he even listen to it? Didn't grab you? Well, maybe we didn't want it to grab you! I mean, how did you mittens get so filthy in the first place? Not everybody in the world is dying to grab you, filthy mittens!

Sorry the rant is over.

I didn't even have a clue about who Dennis DeYoung was, so I looked it up -- he said that I sounded like the vocalist from Styx, weird?

filthymittens, your days are numbered!! Do you not know that we are "HOT" on Amazon.com!? Do you know who you are messing with? WE ARE THE LOOK MACHINE!