Friday, March 26, 2004

Rockstar Fund
So I've decided that in order to support my rockstar lifestyle I will become a panhandler, a beggar, maybe even a grifter at some point. But I thought to my self "there's already a very large number of people on the street asking total strangers for money so why would these total strangers chose to give their money to me?". At that point I decided I needed an edge, instead of being a beggar I'll be an "Online Donation Collection Agent" and this is what I want to talk to you kind people about.

Being a rockstar isn't all hotel parties and posh recording studios, everyday rockstars make personal sacrifices in order to provide you the people with premium rock 'n roll. These sacrifices often involve the finances of us the rockstars. So today I am asking you to help keep rock music alive by making a one time donation of $15. I pledge to you that your $15 will go directly into my bank account to help pay for such things as cable television, dinners out with my girlfriend, movie rentals, and many more worthy causes. Ultimately your donation may at some time indirectly benefit the Look Machine and keep us making quality music.

When you make your donation of just $15 using PayPal, you will receive free of charge, a hand written set list from an actual tLM band practice.

So please do the right thing and
click here to support a rockstar in need.


Thank you,
Isaiah