Britney

I would just like to clear my good name from any discredit that's been put against it by a certain picture available in our studio pictures section. Contrary to what you might believe, I am not really gazing longingly at a half naked poster of Britney Spears in the picture. Ian with his evil brilliance was able to get just the right angle to make it look like I was staring at the poster when actually I was looking at the wall while listening to one of the drum tracks. Brad (the studio guy) seemed to be in love with Britney Spears and thought it fitting to put up a nice poster of her right on the doorway that you have to walk through everytime you want to go to the drum room (Don't worry, I got back at him with a certian granola bar incident). I think if he saw her without her makeup on and with any other "augmentations" gone he might change his mind about her.

So there you have it.....by the way Jason, I don't get the caption. I would've thought you could do better. And what's up with those Ian captions? :)