My clever co-worker
My co-workers like to stalk me through the weblog and send me strangely familiar emails that show that they've been reading what I write. This one is completely hilarious -- she took my captions to my photos from England, and arranged them to have. . . let's just say a different meaning then intended.
Honestly, if I ever "make it" in any capacity where I have enough money to put together a group of people who work on something, there are about 5-10 people from my job who I'd hire in a heartbeat.
I know it's cliche, but I really did laugh out loud when I read this:
It's so beautiful. The people are nice. We climbed on top of one of them and the wind was incredibly strong up there and we got a little frightened
The wedding we attended was in a cathedral built in 1200 AD. There are wild horses and ponies that roam freely, and sheep and goats as well. It's an amazing place.
Our faces look like faces of children, free of the second thoughts, the doubts, the concerns, the ulterior motives, the distractions that adults so often suffer. . . we never claimed to be mountainmen. Darby and I sang "Can't Help Falling in Love" and "And I love her" during the ceremony, Oh man it hurt. I got very sick and had a terrible attitude as well.
Since generally the populace was illiterate back when the cathedrals were built, much of the gospel and truths of the scriptures are pictorially displayed in the stained glass windows and throughout the sanctuary. Nobody that I asked knew when they were built nor who built them. One woman guessed "farmers," "a long time ago."

6 Comments:
Clever indeed!
Maybe you could commission your co-worker to write a few songs for the band. I see a number one single in the making.
Speaking of writing songs, I was feeling inspired the other day and penned this gem on a napkin. I thought maybe you guys would want to play it, so, yeah, let me know what you think...
The Napkin Song
"Yeah..."
[the rest is just instrumental. i threw in a couple killer guitar solos along the lines of dernernernerneder neredern nernennderen dneennrenrenr, etc]
I also think it would really add a lot if one of you did the robot throughout.
Now that's funny (I'm not being sarcastic).
Snake, Would you consider touring with us and doing the robot to ALL of our songs?
I've decided that imitating robots is demeaning and racist. Especially when robots can beat you up.
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