Return of the Filthy Mittens
I'm back from England and I'll post about that later, have lots to catch up on right now. But I did just get a email that was pretty darn funny, from James of The Filthy Mittens.
I did a google search my band name and found your page on us.
Was my review that bad?? I liked the guitars :) Pretty funny stuff
Can we start a rivalry sort of like the Beatles vs The Stones? Or Backstreet vs Nsync?
Good Luck on the recording, I listened to the other songs on your site and it is sounding
pretty good.
Take it sleazy
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The Beatles rock! I'm listening to them right now. James, you're right, the guitars of thee look machine are outstanding, but the rest of their music is also great.
i think a rock rivalry could only help both bands..
i mean look what it did for poision and motley crue..
I wouldn't want to tangle with us if I was another band. Given that the Average Looker in the Machine is well over 6 feet tall and 200 pounds... and there are 5 of us and we all have big brothers... you'd have to be smokin something.
I'm only 140-145, but you're right about the rest of the band being huge. If we ever started playing punk you guys would have to go on some serious diets to get the skinny punkish look down.
Plus they'd have to face THIS guy. The Snake Man is built like a linebacker... that's... out of shape. But I definitely bring some extra poundage with me.
Poundage... It's a pun, get it?
Snakey, Speaking of poundage, would you be interested in a boxing match with a Look Machiner? We have gloves and boxing is good fun. I think that you and Isaiah (the Bass Player) are about equally stacked. What do you say to a few rounds?
Zay, you like how I enter you in a boxing match without asking you?
I think that I (or maybe it was guapo) boxed snake man already. It wasn't pretty.
I enjoy the simple things of life -- such as being able to complete a full sentence, have a coherent thought, or even just thinking in general -- to much to ever want to box. Unless you made a rule that you couldn't hit the head. Either way, however I would probably lose to everyone. I'm better at basketball and those other sports where you don't have to physically attack or be attacked.
No, I definitely didn't box the monster that is Ian. It was guapo. He gave me a black eye. Guapo is a strange fighter, he bends over so that he's looking at the ground and then makes this swimming/windmill motion with his arms. I was just watching the spectacle when one dem arms got up in my eye. So my moms got all up in his moms face and was all like "yo, watch how you be raisin you kids..[SLAP]..." And it was all downhill from there.
Contrary to what his physical attributes may suggest, the Snake Man fights like a paraplegic jumps hurdles...
...with difficulty. But hey, he's not one to back down from a challenge either (assuming the challenge is of a comparable size). The third person rocks, everyone should talk this way.
Collin likes when the snake uses the third person.
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