Friday, September 03, 2004

Office Photos

Here is a different subject matter for some photos. . . the office. I took these on my last day.


Here is a pen shaped like a fish that was on our administrative assistant's desk.

There was a large rubber band ball at my desk -- I did not build it, but somehow I inherited it from someone that I cannot recall. It eventually lost all of it's elasticity and hardened, and then the rubber bands started to snap as they became brittle. Here is the ruins of that proud ball.

My mouse and mousepad. Depressing, huh?

Oftentimes in an office a random object, such as this paper towell roll, will be placed in a random spot, like on this table. Since nobody really uses the object or the location, and neither belong to anyone, the object will stay in this spot for a very long time. For instance, this paper towell had been here at least 2 weeks that I noticed.

At the Photoshop conference, one of the sessions I attended was about photo montages. This was a quick one I put together during the class, using my computer monitor at work, and a co-worker photographed during a meeting.

17 Comments:

Jayson J said...

hmm... i think pictures are non-offensive.. right?
I mean.. I don't think people can fight over pictures..
at least not pictures from an office.. right?

well we'll see.. :-P

9/03/2004 11:02 PM  
sha'uri said...

very nice! very nice.... :-) I like photos!

9/04/2004 12:24 AM  
Ian - band member said...

Hey man, that last picture was especially cool! Nice shot(s)

9/04/2004 2:38 PM  
joshsetsfire said...

The Lion OF Judah shall roar and crush your head with his mighty paws of vengeangce. We can see Hegelian interface of proto-Socratic thought which is of course a precursor to the thought of Nietzesque jumbaliya. Jason the False Profit shall be tickeled with a feather until he admits credit cards and all pictures associated with credit cards are straight from MOLOCH!
I am here to save the little ones from high interest debt.

9/04/2004 5:10 PM  
Anonymous said...

Unfortunately Jason could not share a picture of his Herman Miller chair that was missing a wheel. (He injured many an unsuspecting co-worker with this chair.) Anyway, I took it from him on his last day. Like the Office Supply Vulture that I am. I am proud to say that I removed a wheel from another chair, put it on and the chair works like new! Yes, I may be injuring another human being, but you understand that's just how vultures are...

9/04/2004 9:44 PM  
Moi said...

I really still think our Jessica Simpson contest email was THE BEST thing we ever produced while we were supposed to be working. I mean.. it almost worked out.. he almost fell for it. And to think, here, 4 years later.. she has a reality tv show.

9/04/2004 9:55 PM  
Snake Man said...

Ahahahahahahaha.... joshsetsfire, that is exactly what I was thinking.

9/05/2004 2:52 AM  
Moi said...

PS Does Heidi know she's now photo-shopped into a monitor? Trapped in that spreadsheet... forever?

9/05/2004 9:36 AM  
Jason - Band Member said...

Trapped in A Spreadsheet? That's a perfect name for that shot. . .

9/05/2004 8:59 PM  
Jason - Band Member said...

Such a vulture!!! I wasn't even yet buried, and you were there to snatch my chair. . . oh well it was payback since I never did get you one.

9/05/2004 9:00 PM  
Jason - Band Member said...

Joshsetsfire--

Clearly, you are missing out on the proto-anti-sadean elements of the verdant ichthyist? It crushes the fins of those aquamarine dwellers who do not swim within the seawood of the true ocean. And it laughs! As only a verdant ichthyist can. . . Oh, it laughs while it crushes and swims. Yet, all along, it contains a secret instrument of writing. Were you so weak-minded to overlook this fact? Or was it simple fear which caused you to avoid it? Later!

9/05/2004 9:04 PM  
Ian - band member said...

Jason,
wow! You're pretty good at that. Did you catch any of that, David? It lost me!

9/05/2004 10:33 PM  
Moi said...

Jason.. I can only assume that your last post was referencing the Megaladon shark you love so well.

9/05/2004 10:41 PM  
David - Ex Band Member said...

Why you gotta be like that Ian? Everyone knows that a person who beats on a dead animals skin stretched over a wood circle can't understand all this "advanced" talk. It's all just to much for my 8.5 brain cells.

9/05/2004 11:46 PM  
Jason - Band Member said...

8.5 cells? That's good. .. one for each drum set you own. . .

9/06/2004 7:41 AM  
sha'uri said...

might I ask what all the advanced talk was about and why?

9/06/2004 9:54 AM  
Collin - Band Member said...

Joshsetsfire, I have been away for 3 weeks and I am just now catching up on the weblog stuff. You win the prize for funniest stuff in the world (or at least the last 3 weeks) hands down. I almost ruptured my spleen laughing at your "advanced talk."

9/06/2004 10:29 AM  

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