Things I've Never Done
I've never climbed mount everest, I've never eaten a dozen large pizza's in one sitting. I have never seen the sasquatch nor have I captured the loch ness monster. I have never found the cure for aids, I have never played a show for 10000 screaming fans. I have never detonated an atomic bomc, I have never met the president. I have never dropped a class, but i have dropped a guitar. I have never sung the national anthem at the top of my voice in a library. Contrary to unpopular belief, I have never sniffed a cows butt.
I have never stolen a fish from an Eskimo. I have never died, in fact, I don't think that I have ever even been terminally ill, except for once. I have never played rock paper scissors with president Bush, or even with Colin Powel. I have never been eaten by a shark, and I've never been chased by a dolphin. I have never run a marathon, and I've never even wanted to.
This list is not quite exhaustive, but it's a good start and I think that I have the notable things set forth.
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Hm... think I should go into a corner of morris library in the basement and scream the national anthem? That would be very interesting. Don't think I wanna climb Everest... too cold... and for me.. it'd be deadly.
Hm... think I should go into a corner of morris library in the basement and scream the national anthem? That would be very interesting. Don't think I wanna climb Everest... too cold... and for me.. it'd be deadly.
Whoops... sry bout that.
you never beat me in a fair fight either
I'm guessing that was directed at Ian??? :-P
"... sniffed a cow's butt."
Seeing that typed out is just wayyyy too much for me to handle.
For one of his classes, Jayson had to write a list of 30 things he would like to do before he dies. It took a while, and it was pretty hard to come up with 30 good ones, but it was a cool exercise (which, I'm certain, was the whole point). The class is called "Care of the Terminally Ill".
His new assignment is to do each and every one of those things.
What were some of the things on that list?
You know, I don't think that my left arm pit has ever smelled as bad as my right armpit. My left one just never seems to stink. Weird huh? I like my left side. My left arm is way stronger than my right arm, even though I'm right handed.
let's armwrestle with our left arms.
What was the terminal illness?
Ian - I am RH and my LH is also stronger. I insist on always using that arm to arm wrestle.. now, about the BO thing, I am soo not feeling ya there. (to use the parlance of our times)
I had lime disease, but it's gone. I was also nearly deaf but that's gone too. Hosco, I challenge you to a left handed arm wresteling match.
How bad is lime disease compared to lyme disease??
It's horrible, thousands of times worse. In terms of deadliness it is second only to lemon disease.
The very worst I've ever heard of is lemon-lime disease, otherwise known as sprititis.
Ian, I accept your challenge. Not sure how to virtually arm wrestle. Best to get Jason to school you about the zen of the scocai
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