I have enough real bills to pay. . .
I thought this was pretty funny. It's so serious and urgent. . . and then. Well, you will get the irony.

I'm tempted to write them a check for the amount due. . . Or maybe I should ask if I can please extend my payment date.

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WTF?
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Snake Man, what in the world did you write that you had to delete? I'm dying of curiousity.
And I'm already dead.
I would call and say excuse me...i have a little problem. I won't be getting my check till next week so if you can extend the date that would be great!....eh *shrugs* i probably would do it...then again who knows if their quiet demeanor could change and they can sue. They sorta shouted in the letter...beware of the christian dentist. (btw what did snake say?)
~Poncho
COMMUNICATION!
Don't they know that all caps is rude? Especially when they are shaking someone down for $0.00.
If you must know, it was supposed to be a note from Napoleon Dynamite. Except I forgot to post it anonymously. So it was signed "Napoleon" but it was still posted by the Snake Man. I thought that was kind of dumb, so I deleted it. Then I couldn't repost my little message because it would obviously be from me.
I believe my note said something about "This is pretty much the worst letter ever written." And then in parantheses I wrote ("like anyone could even know that, Napoleon"). Then below that I wrote something like "Eat the FOOD! GOSH!"
I was proud of it, but it just wasn't to be.
And yet out of the firey ruins of your brilliant plan a fairly humorous post still rises.
How is it that dendists get so rich? If they are going to send you a bill, you'd think that they would at least make you cover the postage.
Jase, you are going to have to find a new dentist, my man, because your's is going to get naturally selected against.
Jason is not your man! he's mine!
Wierd
that sure was a conversation killer.
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