Sunday, March 20, 2005

Call Me Sampson

The other day Paul asked me to go to the gym with him. We both had a free lunch break between classes and it seemed like it would be a good time. It was fun, but I walked out of that gym as one humble man.

I'm a pretty big fellow, and I have always been relatively confident in my strength. I have never consistently worked out for longer than about 2 days, but I've always been strong enough to do whatever I needed to do, (like moving thousand pound televisions). Well, I'm not as strong as I thought.

We started off benching, and paul went first. He put some weight on the bar and ripped out ten reps with no sweat, just to warm up. "Looks easey" I thought. I laid down on the weight bench, and after nearly bursting all of the veins in my face, tearing all my muscles to bits, and crapping my pants a few times I maneged to do three reps (with a little assistance from Paul).

Looking around the gym I noticed that half of the guys were built like The Rock, and the other half looked like professional soccer players, lean and tough. I looked for somebody I would feel confident that I could beat up if necessary, and could only find one guy. I'm not discouraged though. I'm humbled, and I've spent the last two days with all of my muscles in mortal agony, but I'm going back, and I'm looking foreward to it.

Side Note: I bought a marshal 4x12 cab today. I'm hooking up my Fender Ultra Chorus to it, and I'll have a 3/4 stack. It looks pretty sweet, and its going to sound nice!

18 Comments:

Xerxes - Member of the Band said...

Pansy.

3/20/2005 5:17 PM  
Laura said...

I know where you live, Xerxes... be afraid.

3/20/2005 6:09 PM  
Xerxes - Member of the Band said...

Pansy . . . who hides behind his chick.

3/20/2005 11:15 PM  
Shane - Band Member said...

Pansy, who hides behind his Linux.
Ian would hide behind me, and Laura, together we could defend him.

3/20/2005 11:47 PM  
Ian - band member said...

You're scared, I can hear it in your font. You know that Laura could beat the crap out of you.

3/20/2005 11:49 PM  
Laura said...

If I was your chick, you' be hiding too...

http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/k/e/kenn/birdie_kopia.jpeg (thanks again Ken for the glamour shots).

3/21/2005 8:34 AM  
sha'uri said...

dahlins, this may have been brought up before, but the weblog is no longer "just added" unless you are talking about each new post :-P <3 to all ya'll... and watch out Xerxes... she may whip your tail :-D you go Laura!

3/21/2005 7:42 PM  
Xerxes - Member of the Band said...

Pansy, pansy, pansy-pants Palkavitz!

(I never knew starting fights on the internet could be so fun.)

3/22/2005 5:06 PM  
sha'uri said...

when you find out where and when this grandiose fight will be, tell me :-D

3/22/2005 11:39 PM  
mers said...

Drew...you are my friend and I love you...but...I put twenty on Pansy Pants Palkovitz.

3/23/2005 8:46 AM  
the sarge said...

be afraid be very afraid.... laura will beat the Hale out of you... :)

3/23/2005 1:48 PM  
sha'uri said...

good one beth!

3/23/2005 4:12 PM  
Childish said...

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3/23/2005 6:06 PM  
Childish said...

Having fought both pansy pants many times and xerxes a couple months ago in a hotel lobby for 20 min, clothed, my professional opinion is that neither of them could win....

I would thrash both of the lick machiners with my massive ego tied behind my massively muscular back.

3/23/2005 6:13 PM  
the sarge said...

OH boy here we go again....

Sha'uri thanks hehe...

3/23/2005 6:31 PM  
Jason - Band Member said...

"I would thrash both of the lick machiners with my massive ego tied behind my massively muscular back."

Excellent Line.

3/23/2005 7:08 PM  
Collin - Band Member said...

Did you guys say "lick machiners" on purpose? That is gross.

3/24/2005 2:11 PM  
sha'uri said...

lol I think they did

3/24/2005 2:14 PM  

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