Drew Copeland, AKA Xerxes, AKA the bassist for the Look Machine
For those of you who are thinking, "What does the new bassist of the Look Machine actually look like?" Feast your eyes on this.
It's hard to be humble when you are Drew. (At least he tells me this).
49 Comments:
Hi Drew. How are ya?
Nice glasses.. too bad he is only copying Susan and yet again following in the footsteps of a Jaszemski
Who's that gay guy who thinks he can grow a beard
I definately had the beard first as well...
Yes, being an expert in all forms of deviant and perverse behavior, I can tell you, beards are always tell tale signs of homosexual tendencies. Thus Ian is most definitely a queer.
~Jeremiah Johnson
What is with those glasses, that has queer writen all over it
What is with those glasses, they have queer writen all over them
What is it with your queer grammer?
Eh... despite the glasses I'm not really seeing much "queerness" here... :-P maybe if he put some gel in his hair... and if I heard his voice and it was that specific kind of voice, maybe, but I'm not really seeing it...
Drew Copeland, AKA Xerxes, AKA liker of men, AKA gay, AKA bundle of sticks, AKA the bassist for the homosexual Look Machine
i hear that the look machine only plays at gay bars. now i know what you're thinking, the look machine actually plays somewhere other than the pansy pants' basement?
Jeremiah, you wish I was gay. I hate to break it to you man, but it's just not going to happen. You and I were not meant to be.
Childish, the look machine is simply too talented to waste their talent on the vulgar masses. We will never play anywhere but my (please call me Mighty Pants) basement.
There is some confusion apparently between stylishness and sleeping with members of the same sex. Don't fall for it, they are 2 different things. Drew is cool. And his glasses are cool too. Despite the primitive logic employed by some who like to words such as 'writen,' this does not make him gay. I thought making fun of glasses went out of style in the 1st grade, but then again. . . maybe some among us never were able to graduate past that particular classroom (learning the colors and letters can be difficult . . . )
Childish, your name says it all so I don't aim this comment at you. You know who you are, you are childish.
It's the brave one who hides behind anonymity. So brave!
"What is it with your queer grammer?"
You mean grammar, right?
So, I think to myself, "Hey. Why don't I check to see what's going on my band's weblog before I collapse into bed." So, I click on the Internet Explorer link, and the site pops up (it's my homepage). I click on the weblog link and BAM! There's the face of Xerxes. "Well," I say to myself, "let's see what people have to say about my face."
. . .
I have to say I'm disappointed. Accusations of homosexuality from anonymous people, accusations of copying women's glasses, accusations of trying to grow a beard . . . just not cool.
But, I forgive you, Mr. Anonymous Guy. You obviously can barely spell your own name (which is probably why you decided to go with anonymous, since the blogger spells it for you), so I'm just glad you were able to get through typing this without poking your self in the eye with a fork or something.
Childish, on the other hand, is practically a doctor. He can't use ignorance as an excuse. So, because I am sure he knew EXACTLY what he was typing, there's only one reason he would post something that degrading:
Childish has a small ding-dong.
It's makes sense. I mean, he chose "Childish" as a blogger name. We should have known. But, really, my diminutive friend, isn't child-sized pushing it a little bit. I mean, if you can't be honest with yourself, how can you ever hope to be honest with others.
I say this not to tear you down, but to help build you up. I wish you the best of luck with your God-given gifts and hope that you have a . . . long . . . prosperous life.
Xerxes
P.S. Hey, sha'uri. I'm doing great. You?
Xerxes, That coment just proves with out a doubt that you are 100% Grade A Gay
Seeing childish din-dog now tell me how gay is that would someone tell me please
Nice comeback Drew :-) I'm doing well... very glad it's almost spring break!
Drew, I always thought you were smart enough not to use internet explorere..
"Childish, on the other hand, is practically a doctor. He can't use ignorance as an excuse. So, because I am sure he knew EXACTLY what he was typing, there's only one reason he would post something that degrading:
Childish has a small ding-dong."
HAHAHAHA. MONEY!
Btw... when's the last time YOU got called gay? Someone jokingly suggested I was over winter break... (scowl) turns out I had to dance with the guy for several weeks & the competition... So, yeah, we know you and your glasses aren't gay. Just making sure it's all cool. So when the heck is TLM gonna have a show so I can meet the new band members ? come on!
First: Degrading? You got me all wrong. The purpose of what I said was not intended to degrade. Rather it was intended for good. Everything I say is intended for good. I was only trying to help you come to grips with your situation. I know it is a very confusing time for you. You just got married in attempts to divert and disguise your true nature from others. You don’t know who you really are and you’re masquerading around as something you’re not. But it’s killing you; it feels like it’s all falling apart. Well, I’m here to say that it is all right four eyes; I’ll still be your friend, it doesn’t matter to me that you’re a fairy (not to mention lousy at halo). There are a lot of people just like you. Snake man is one of them.
Second. Small ding dong. How could you, I told you that in the strictest of confidence. And it’s not small, it’s actually nonexistent, but that’s beside the point. Why would you do this to me? I thought when my “little” secret got out, it would set me free, but it hasn’t. I feel as though my very world is ending. My molecules might just break their bonds and defuse into the air and I become nothingness that would be better for. Right now, I’m laying in the fetal position in a puddle of my own tears, blood, and urine. I think I’m on the floor of the men’s bathroom in Trabant, but I’m not sure. Only the gently flushing sounds now can console me.
I am small but I am strong
I'll get it on with you
~Peppers
Man, I tell you what...sift through some of the crap and what you have here is some seriously funny stuff. Drew, I have to agree with snakeman...that was a really funny blog. I laughed out loud. Childish is always funny and I can't help but to have a soft spot in my heart for him since he defended my honor against the anonymous person who threatened to kick me in the teeth. I cannot stand when people say mean things and won't say who they are. It is so cowardly...We all know that no one in the look machine is gay...Geez, I haven't heard so many gay accusations since the New Kids on the Block and furthermore...Drew's glasses are cool...in real life.
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
This post has been removed by the author.
hey I just realized something... your glasses kinda look like Chester Bennington's :-D yay
What in earth is a "din-dog?" Poor anonymous... you can't even spell ding-dong.
Drew, I have to say, I think that is a great picture of you. I love the glasses. They could earn you an "A" in art school without you even needing to have a trace of creativity.
poor childish.... you don't even have a ding-dong
At least he has a brain... Apparently that's a lot more than you can say.
I like Drew, and his glasses, and his bass, and his presence (with bass) in the Look Machine. So there.
So since Childish mentioned that you're a newlywed, what's Mrs. X's name and why haven't we webloggers met her yet? :-D
in the words of sam (the american eagle from the muppets): you guys are all idiots.
at least i think he said that.
anyway, jason, are you still planning on doing the cool polaroid transfer process for the album art?
are you going to be using these pictures for promo use? (my vote is no, at least as is).
but that's just my rock'n'roll asthetic opinion.
Don't worry JD. We aren't going to use these pictures as they are! You rock aesthetic opinion is correct.
Mr. X's wife is named childish.
Although short, it has always been a dream of mine to have my penis be the focal point of a web blog. SWEET AS.
I thank all involved.
From what I understand, this focal point requires a microscope.
Although short, it has always been a dream of mine to have my penis be the focal point of a web blog. SWEET AS.
Childish, childish, my dear, lilliputian childish. You have so much to learn: About life, about Halo, about hygiene.
How about this: Why don't you spend a little more time laying in the fetal position in a puddle of your own tears, blood, and urine. And, while there, think about what effects your ill-chosen comments might have had on those unfortunate enough to read them. For instance: my beautiful wife (who isn't really happy with you right now, by the way), our fellow Christians who share in this web site's (until you piped in) intelligent conversation, and, most of all, any individuals actually struggling with the same vice of homosexuality about which you so carelessly joke.
Think on it, stumpy. Real hard.
And, sha'uri, my wife's name is Jessica. She's the sister of Jason (the lead singer). And thanks for the Chester Bennington comment.
And, sha'uri, my wife's name is Jessica. She's the sister Jason (the lead singer). And thanks for the Chester Bennington comment.
This post has been removed by the author.
“our fellow Christians who share in this web site's (until you piped in) intelligent conversation”
So you’re saying all the jeremiah johnsons, all the anonymous, all the snake man comments they’re all very inteligent. I do feel much smarter just by reading them. So when I made a simple, nonintelligent joke on the wording of the title, yes it was a gay joke, and then you said I have a small ding dong, wow, now that’s inteligent. The whole pansy-pants Palkavitz line of comments was another unabashed example of very intelligent conversation. We must be in academe, with all this smart person talk flinging around, Einstein would be so proud. And obviously, in comparison to everyone else, I’m a bluddering idiot, stupid, retard, incapable of civilized, rational thought. The moron will leave then. Sorry to waste your precious time with my dim witted comments.
Although everything I said about you was in jest, and obviously not true. You aren’t gay, and you have a wonderful marriage, I will aplogize to Jessica. Sorry, I crossed the line, please forgive me. And also to all the christian struggling with a small ding dong (snake man) and all the christian struggling with homosexuality (snake man), I apologize.
Good Day
Dear Childish,
First of all, as your brother in Christ, I forgive you.
Second of all, in response to your tirade about the actual intelligence level of the thoughts routinely posted on this weblog . . . you have a point. While I thought that the whole Pansy-pants Palkavitz thing was moderately intelligent in a "I'm purposefully being juvenile" kind of way, as Mers said it, there is a whole lot of crap to sift through. Touché.
Thirdly, Childish, you are in no way, shape, or form "a bluddering idiot, stupid, retard, incapable of civilized, rational thought." On the contrary, I look forward to reading any posts with your name in the author's block (unless of course, they call me gay). By the way, the "brain cells/alcohol consumption/good idea to drink" post: Genius.
Finally, I would like to ask your forgiveness for the repeated acts of libel that I committed against you. I truly hope that you took everything I said in the spirit of good-naturedly fun and that you don't be a fag about the whole thing.
Good Day
Childish, I'm not struggling with your small ding-dong or your homosexuality, I'm struggling with...
...no, I guess I am struggling with your homosexuality. Dude, you like guys? Gross. What does the Sarge think about this?
Also, I be a lot of intelligent in when I talking. No then hating Snake Man for him lack of intelligenciveness.
Xerxes, don't mind Childish. He's pretty much the smallest-ding-dongged person in the world and his insecurity leads him to act childish (HAHA, GET IT?) when all it really is...
...is that he has a tiny ding-dong.
oh brother,you boys got a little carried away... remeber there are girls that read the weblog too so keep your ding dongs whatever the size to yourself thank you very much....
1)I second what sarge said...
2)Hey Jessica!
3)Man... I need to meet you guys... Namely the Jaszemski's, snake man, and xerxes, considering that I think I know the rest of you :-P oh... 'cept for mers and the occasional HoSco
This post has been removed by the author.
This post has been removed by the author.
ooh... sorry, triple post
Wow, you Know Jay Leno?!?!?!
wow. i am much stupider for sitting here and reading all of that.
also, drew should not be using the word "fag".
Hmmm... I stopped reading about ten posts ago. Drew- you are a good lookin' guy and a very good friend. I admire you bass stylings and your fashion flair. So do all of these other people, but they are less comfortable with paying compliments. Rock on, buddy!
Post a Comment
<< Home