Rosie O'Donnell has a weblog?

She hasn't really been doing much in the public eye in some time, not since she quit her show, ruined a magazine, and lost millions in an ill-fated broadway play.

I do find it odd that she now has a weblog -- and I think it's really her, not some hoax. Read it here. Anyway, I've never understood the appeal of Rosie; but her blog is an interesting site.

Her writing is cut up into couplets but it's not poetic, not really. She writes at the level of a 7th grader. Half the time I don't even know what she's talking about.

But I keep going back to her site and reading, I don't know why! Now I can share the mysterious attraction with you.

This much I can gather:

1.) She loves Eminem and thinks everyone should too.
2.) She is mad at Kirstie Alley because KA said that her own "peak" weight was 201 pounds, and Rosie thinks that Kirstie Alley weighed more than that at some point. (maybe she should have filed that little observation under "who cares and why is it any of your business, rosie?")
3.) She hates fame so much and wishes everyone would please just forget about her (ahem, we were kind of trying to do that, and then you started this blog, the whole purpose of which is to communicate with the masses and make them think of you.)
4.) She's kind of not the friendly Rosie she was on TV. She swears like a sailor, and is kind of spiteful and mean.
5.) From the comments, you can observe that she has legion of fans who are overweight and in their 40s.
6.) She weighs 220 pounds.
7.) She's obsessed with the color yellow.
8.) Some of her commentors are very cruel.

Let me know if you can decipher anything else.