You've Got Questions. I've got answers.
There are a lot of questions that people are asking themselves, and rightly so. These are difficult questions that people must wrestle with. For instance:
What is the meaning of life?
Why is the Devil red?
Is Justin Timberlake gay?
Is the Sasquotch real?
Where can I find a picture of the Loch Ness Monster?
Where are the cheapest airline tickets to London?
Who assassinated JFK?
Will we go to war with Iran?
Does Iran have nuclear weapons?
Where can I find cheat codes for halo 2?
What is Dragonball?
Is Terrel Owens the best player in the NFL?
Who is the best Inde rock band? (as if that were even a question)
What are the pros and cons to the atkins diet and the south beach diets?
What is KaZaA and how do you use it?
Does Harry Potter have any tattoos?
Dpes the IRS collect taxes from the Olsen twins?
Do Pokemon characters play poker for high stakes?
What are the rules of Texas Hold 'em
Who is richer than Bill Gates?
What would happen if you put Clay Aiken, Jeneffer Lopez, Janet Jackson, Nick Berg, and Michelle Vieth in one room?
Does Playstation have any baseball games? (must be boring)
What is the origin of 420?
Who won the grammys?
Is Michael Jackson guilty?
Is Michael Jackson white?
Is Michael Moor honest?
Who Will be our next president?
Will Hillary Clinton run for the Democratic Presidential Nomination?
Will Rudi Guillani run for the Republican Presidentiol Nomination?
Where is Dick Cheney Hiding?
What is the funniest joke in the world?
What is the best movie ever made?
Where can you find free pictures of Paris Hilton entirely clothed?
And finally, the most important Question: How do you get more Hits on your website?
Now for you my friends and family, total strangers, real aliens, Himalayan yettis, and successfully captured web surfers, I have an answer. Download our music and listen to it. I think you'll like it.
22 Comments:
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he naked or homeless?
Jeremiah Johnson
If a man speaks and no woman is around to correct him, is he still wrong?
If people actually get to our website by searching for one of the topics shamelessly posted by Ian . . . will they download and listen or be mad that we're not somewhere they can look at pictures of Paris Hilton. For twenty minutes. Wearing four layers of clothing.
xerxes, you make me happy.... anonymous... the answer is yes :-D
If a person makes a not funny joke, does remaining anonymous make it any funnier?
No
If a not funny person remains annonymous to avoid personal opprobrium over his/her not-funnyness, did we really land on the moon?
if you are under 20, in college, and don't know the meaning of opprobium does that make you dumb? (question being what the heck does it mean? ridicule?) and secondly, the unfunniness is not correlated to the lunar landing... (crap, sociology coming into play... correlation etc.) jeje... <3 ya'll
BORING........
kiss my butt
kiss my butt
-original anonymous
I bet that anonymous, and original anonymous are the same person. Perhaps multiple personalities with the same sense of (un)humor. Look, if you want to pull stunts like that you have to post you (un)funny comments more than 1 minute apart.
Deduction watson... simple deduction.
Jeremiah Johnson
Which leads us to the question . . . Who is Jeremiah Johnson?
I'll give you some hints.
I am a caucastion, American male, somwhere between 18 and 23 years old. I grew up in a Christian home with rather conservative parents. I am an avid republican, but hey, I don't really know what I'm talking about. It's not so much that I like republicans as that I hate all other politicians.
Simple deduction Watson...
Jeremian Johnson
op·pro·bri·um ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-prbr-m)
n.
Disgrace arising from exceedingly shameful conduct; ignominy.
Scornful reproach or contempt: a term of opprobrium.
A cause of shame or disgrace.
good resource.
and no, I don't think I shall.
So you know who i am, now?
You impersonate me, because you, a doltish, dull witted individual, are not creative enough to think up a guise for yourself. So if you continue to play pretend, use spell check and try not to bore the hell out of me. It's caucasian, not caucastion, and Jeremiah, not Jeremian. It's elementary, dumb ass.
Jeremiah Johnson
yet again i say...BORING!!!....
You want to call people Dumb Ass. Why don't you come say it to my face you A## Hole.
This is a really lame anonymous fight!
You guys are really tough calling other anonymous people names. Wow! Isn't it cool? I bet you feel really good about yourselves, and you should! Fiercely defending your own false identities, being jerks to people you have no idea who they are. That's honorable! It makes me want to vote republican! It makes me want to use spell checker! You have inspired me to be a better person.
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yees, teh ghood ald daiys ar bacc. eye pheel leeft owt thowgh........
yew'r ah bassterd.
nou thts beatter.
*sigh*
I'm just dying to know what a 'caucastion' is...
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