Wonder No More
I know, right now there is one question burning in the hearts of all of you. "How is Ian doing these days? He has been nearly silent on the blog, and I just wonder how his life is going these days." Well, my adoring fans, wonder no more. I am here to update you.
During the last six months I have not had any serious run-ins with the cops. I have not been convicted of any murders, and I have been able to refrain from doing any drugs. Also, in my last three trips to the doctor's office they have not detected any signs of cancer. I feel quite safe declaring myself cancer free. This semester I'm not flunking any classes, and I have been able to keep a GPA of above 1.267. Although the look machine hasn't been on tour this spring and even though our latest CD release failed to go double platinum, I feel optimistic about the future.
OK, none of these things have ever happened. I'm out of here.
3 Comments:
Wait a second.... "This semester I'm not flunking any classes, and I have been able to keep a GPA of above 1.267" never happened??? I guess "musical genious" doesn't automaticcaly make you "genious."
j/k
on a more important note, what do you think of the new coldplay song?
my first thought was o no, clocks II. (piano + bass). but it's definitely growing on me. tho i was hoping for something quirkier- it's pretty solid, no?
Is the song about the world being created by God? Because that's what it makes me think of... beautiful!
P.S. Genious = Genius (I'm no genious either).
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