Wednesday, May 18, 2005

I am all for religious freedoms. . .. BUT blood and sharks do not mix!

This just makes no sense. As my friend Bryan who sent this to me said, "File this one under: No Kidding."

S.Africa animal sacrifice could spark shark attack
12 May 2005 10:13:24 GMT
Source: Reuters
JOHANNESBURG, May 12 (Reuters) - Blood from sheep butchered in a religious ritual at one of South Africa's busiest tourist beaches could tempt sharks towards bathers, an official warned on Thursday.
A small group called the Healing Oracle has carried out such sacrifices on a beach in the eastern coastal city of Durban, media reported. Its leader Prophet Moses Michael said it was inspired by the Old Testament to help cure sick people.
But biologist Sheldon Dudley of the Natal Sharks Board, which aims to reduce attacks on humans, said the blood may attract sharks even though the beach is protected by nets.
"Putting blood or offal into the water is simply not sensible," he told Reuters. "A shark in the vicinity of the beach may come to investigate."
Shark nets have helped to reduce attacks in South Africa and Durban has not seen any major incident in recent years. But three or four people are attacked every year elsewhere off the country's coasts, Dudley said.
Animal protection officers said they were also investigating cruelty allegations around the sacrifices, and an official supervising the Durban beach said they were unacceptable.
"A beach is a public place and we can't have animals being sacrificed in front of visitors and children," the beach official told Durban's daily news.

12 Comments:

Xerxes - Member of the Band said...

I participated in that sacrifice thrice last week. Seemed pretty safe and innocent to me.

5/18/2005 4:50 PM  
Xerxes - Member of the Band said...

P.S. Perhaps the problem is that blood and sharks DO mix.
ALL TOO WELL.
[raises one eyebrow ominously with creepy music playing in the background which is saturated by smoke and eerie lights]

5/18/2005 4:53 PM  
Snake Man said...

Xerxes is mental.

5/18/2005 5:24 PM  
Jason - Band Member said...

Wow that is hilarious.

5/18/2005 7:57 PM  
hurt said...

i like sharks.

5/18/2005 11:53 PM  
Collin - Band Member said...

I saw a shark once. It was cool.

5/19/2005 1:47 PM  
Childish said...

i invented sharks

5/19/2005 6:21 PM  
Xerxes - Member of the Band said...

Snake man is smelly-poopy-man-dumb-face.

5/20/2005 12:36 AM  
Ian - band member said...

That shark collin saw, well it almost ate me. Really.

5/20/2005 12:53 AM  
Collin - Band Member said...

And it was in front of a whole bunch of little kids. We were running a summer camp. The parents were thrilled.

5/20/2005 8:15 AM  
Kate Stalter said...

Nice shark, guys.

5/20/2005 11:00 AM  
Anonymous said...

You can rot Kate Stalter.

5/20/2005 1:50 PM  

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