Oliver the Humanzee?
At 11 a documentary started about this strange creature from the Congo named Oliver that was very likely half human half chimpanzee, called a Humanzee. They said that they would do DNA testing once and for all to find out if this was true.
Oliver's face looked a little more human, he only walked upright, liked to mix drinks and smoke cigars, and preferred the company of humans to chimps. Especially the ladies (seriously, the first time he was sold was because he nearly raped his owner's wife.)
Anyway, I want to go to bed, not stay up until midnight waiting to see the results of the DNA testing. Not waiting while they tell me that Ligers exist (lion and tigers mating) and mules (donkeys and horses), so there is no scientific reason that Humanzees cannot also exsit (humans and . . . ugh. . . chimps).
So I looked it up online.
"Oliver is all chimp. 100%" Just kind of an ugly mutated one I guess.
Thanks Animal Planet for wasting my time!
PS. The show in front of the Trabant went well yesterday, and we actually picked up another show because someone there really liked us. Details to come.