Confession of an addiction.
My name is Xerxes and I'm a Halo-holic.
I try not to be. But there is something so good and pure about a shooting someone from across a board in the head when you know that they have a sniper rifle that is pointed at your head. Or walking up behind some opposing Elite who is looking over the edge of cliff, ready to pounce down on one of your teammates, and meleeing said Elite in the back of the head.
This said, it's not as bad as you might think. I still go to my job, am involved in a show at a dinner theater, rock out with TLM, and keep my life's affairs in decent order.
But, when I have a spare moment . . . Halo 2 on Xbox Live is like water to a parched soul. You see, as you play, and play well, you level up and play people of your similar rank. Also, you can join a clan, play big battles against other clans. Very cool.
I guess that's all I have to say. Though those of you who know who Josh Robinson is, should go here. It's a cool article, but the cool part is down where they have pictures of the ice cream eating contest.
Ranting completed.
P.S. I'm a level 20. That makes me happy.
19 Comments:
Yes, well, umm........(nervously scratches face) My name is childish( aka me so sneaky) and i am also a HALO-HOLIC
I don't know but a shotgun blast followed by a quick/swift malee to the chest, (possibly followed by air humping to mark said player's humiliation) and then said player's name pops up marking his demise, is the best high. Yes, it is a soft, sweet comfort to my soul.
you have a twisted soul.
i prefer that moment when you realize that you only have one round left for your sniper rifle and the target just leapt off a building and is about to disappear when...
BAM!
...you nail him in the head and he dies and you throw your controller down and stand up and yell "HAHA, GOT YOU GOOD SUCKA!" to all your friends who are too busy watching their screens to know what you're talking about, but they say "shut up, fag, that was only your second kill, idiot" just to make you feel good about yourself.
i am actually a noted air humper..
since I kill xerxes once for every 20 times that he kills me, its good to get a few licks in there before his body disapears and he is reborn
I love you guys. Really.
hehe Well I like Halo and Halo2...I'm actually learning and not dying every 2 seconds but I'm not a HALO-HOLIC
I'm a RPG-HOLIC...like final fantasy but most people played it and liked it somewhat or despise it and say people who play it are stupid and they haven't played it. I love it!
Your mom
jb...... *sigh*
your momma fool! :)
Your momma's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said who threw that rock? haha not intended towards anybodys momma....just saying it because I love that joke
Your momma so fat, when she wears heels she strikes oil.
I completey understand how you feel! i can't stop playing! lol.
hahahahah! :D
Your momma's so fat, they had to baptize her in Sea World
ooooooh! :)
Why is everyone stuck on your mom jokes?
Idk they're funny.... :)
BYE SHANE!!! WE'LL MISS YOOOOOU!
Im soooo jealous...I wanna go to flippin Thailand lolz
:D Take care!
Yes, Shane, you're in our prayers! We'll miss the heck out of you, but I hope you rock their world over there :) God Speed!
Poncho,
Final Fantasy 7 = Best Game Ever.
Not even close. That game is the best game ever.......... for me to poop on!
I accept no insults from people named anonymous.
Your mom's name is Anonymous!
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