Friday, July 29, 2005

Annoying Trend of the Moment

I just have to vent about something.



In general, the whole trend of girls having words printed across their rears is disturbing, because it constantly tricks you into looking at these rears, and often the girls are no older than 12.

But there is no worse offender than the shorts with the word, "JUICY" on them.

What in the world, I ask, is this even supposed to mean? I know it is intended as some kind of sensual reference, but I honestly can't figure it out. I'm not being coy. But really, when an orange is juicy, it means that when you press it, liquid leaks out. I have to say, that a juicy backside is not really something people should be advertising – rather they should consider seeking medical attention. Are they wearing diapers under those shorts so the "juice" – whatever in the world that is – doesn't soak through? I'm upset if it's meant to turn me on in the first place, but how in the world is this supposed to turn me on!?

Has anyone else noticed this?

10 Comments:

sha'uri said...

try: "annoying trend of the year" peeps need to get a bit more respect for themselves. it IS a brand name i b'lieve, but i don't know exactly what it's supposed to mean either.

7/29/2005 3:29 PM  
Anonymous said...

You've got to admit, though. "Juicy" is better than "Leaking Diarrhea". Am I right?

7/30/2005 11:12 AM  
jessica said...

"Juicy" is definitely the name of the designer. And having it written across the rear end is their tricky way of advertising the maker. They make a lot of matching warm-up suits and of course, the tiny little shorts.

7/30/2005 1:06 PM  
jessica said...

And "leaking diarrhea" probably wouldn't sell very well--at least not at the steep price at which juicy sells (unless maybe in asian countries who, when surveyed on the english language, thought that the word "diarrhea" was definitely the most beautiful sounding one of all).

and let's face it . . .

They were right.

7/30/2005 1:10 PM  
Jason - Band Member said...

I had no idea Juicy was a name brand. That doesn't really change anything though.

I think it would be pretty funny actually if someone started wearing those short shorts with "Leaking Diarrhea" written on the back.

7/30/2005 1:13 PM  
Collin - Band Member said...

I'd be willing to bet that if we came up with a pair of them, Xerxex would wear them at a show.

8/01/2005 12:28 PM  
sha'uri said...

PLEASE! I beg of you PLEASE don't do that! consider it a birthday present that you PROMISE not to do that! i fear X would!

8/01/2005 3:28 PM  
Poncho said...

*dies laughing* My friend has those EXACT shorts..... funny-ness!

:/ I decided fish hooks don't like me very much lolz *wink*

8/01/2005 11:12 PM  
Collin - Band Member said...

Poncho, tell shannon to email me. I'll post it.

8/02/2005 8:23 AM  
Poncho said...

Will Do ^_^ lolz this will be too cool

8/02/2005 3:52 PM  

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