Wednesday, July 06, 2005

The Burning Question


Could anyone explain to me: Why do guys have nipples?

14 Comments:

Jason - Band Member said...

Purely aesthetic reasons. Well, not purely, but mostly. I don't want to say what the other reasons are exactly, but I'd guess they are actually sexual.

7/07/2005 12:36 AM  
Collin - Band Member said...

Josh Hilferty has always said that guys' nipples should be little hands. He says that in their current state, they are largely useless, but if they were a tiny set of hands, they could do things like hold a pencil for you, help you hold a map or piece of paper still in the wind etc... Not a bad idea I guess, but I like my nipples just the way they are.

7/07/2005 9:48 AM  
Childish said...

First off, great picture.... secondly, being a curious biologist i did some reseach and found the answer to this age old question.
Dudes have nipples because chicks have nipples. All embryos start out as female. Gender is determined around the sixth week. A result of hormone " baths," triggered by the genetic character of the cells' chromosomes. So, the basic physiological structures are initially there, with the hormones released around the sixth week of development determining whether an embryo will develop female or male characteristics. duh


josh also wears his underwear inside out.....

7/07/2005 5:46 PM  
Xerxes - Member of the Band said...

Can't the hormone baths, like, eat away the nipples of the guys? Or couldn't God have just made the nipples form after six weeks?

Childish, your "answers" yield only more questions.


And, I blocked you a lot playing basketball yesterday.

7/07/2005 6:16 PM  
Childish said...

you didn't block me, i just shot the ball into your hand.... alot

7/07/2005 8:06 PM  
Ian - band member said...

Wow! Childish, I am impressed. Good answer.

Jason, you sound darkly mysterious.

Xerxes, Whatever.

7/07/2005 11:12 PM  
Anonymous said...

Jason's comment revealed the mind of a man who has been away from hiis wife for a few weeks.

7/08/2005 8:24 AM  
Poncho said...

wow... ^_^ well that as very intriguing!

7/08/2005 1:15 PM  
David said...

What I'd like to know is why Ian and Paul are naked under the covers together....

7/08/2005 8:17 PM  
Childish said...

for purely aesthetic reasons......

7/08/2005 10:19 PM  
Ian - band member said...

That's funny.

David, Paul actually took that picture up his own shirt on somebody else's camera.

7/09/2005 1:10 AM  
Collin - Band Member said...

"What I'd like to know is why Ian and Paul are naked under the covers together"

LOL!!!

7/09/2005 1:46 AM  
Anonymous said...

is paul's head up a horse's butt or what?

7/09/2005 2:30 AM  
Pincho said...

*dies laughing*

www.burntfaceman.com

Go there...you will not stop laughing I promise on...something.

7/10/2005 8:54 PM  

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