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Hey Jason,
I Love! Love! Love! the song you sent. Man I sure wish you guys
lived out here so I could get you on video. If you have any still
shots like the ones on your website I could do my best at
incorporating them in. It's going to be a challenge to make this
work but I love a challenge. I will need at least one still shot of
each of you with your names so I can tell who's who. Also who plays
what on the song and who sings what. And who wrote it.
I'm going to send you each a copy of the mag. and I'll put just
your part on a disc. for you also.
Just curious, how did you come up with your name?
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YOU GUYS SHOULD PUT A CAPTION ABOVE EACH PICTURE DESCRIBING EACH MEMBER OF THE BAND. AND HERE'S HOW IT SHOULD READ:
JASON- HE HAS A PHILOSOPHIZER’S MIND WITH A POET’S HEART WITH GIRLIE MAN HANDS.
COLLIN- ENJOYS NATURE AND HIS LOVELY WIFE, BUT DON’T TRY TO USE HIS ID TO ILLEGALLY SNEAK INTO A BAR WHEN YOU GOT TWO WEEKS BEFORE YOU’RE 21. IT DOESN’T WORK.
DREW- HE IS A HALO-HALIC, GEEK, MUSICAL GENIUS, CHRONIC DIARRHEA-ER, AND HE TRIED TO KILL ME TWICE WHEN WE WORKED TOGETHER IN CONSTRUCTION. HA HA… GOOD TRY JERK WAD.
SHANE- ALL THE 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS FAWN OVER HIM. HE’S DREAMY.
IAN- (I GOT HIM KICK OUT OF MCDONALDS ONCE FOR NOT WEARING SHOES, SORRY THAT’S NOT A DESCRIPTION, BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY) HE ENJOYS HORSE-RIDING, GROWING FUNNY A LOOKING BEARD, AND INTRUSIVE, PRIVACY INVADING STRIP SEARCHES BY FOREIGN POLICE.
THE LOOK MACHINE- THEY’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR DEWEY AND THEREFORE THEY’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME EITHER.
Childish:
Unofficial member of the band, he enjoys smelling his own poop, laughing at his own jokes, and trying to hide his various STD's from his friend(s).
[I wasn't sure if he had gotten a second friend yet, thus the "(s)"]
P.S. Caps lock, huh? Not cool, dude. Not cool at all.
*laughs* It sounds like you're shouting...which I guess maybe you were *shrugs* :) Awesome.
I DON'T HIDE THEM. I LET EVERYONE ENJOY.
What? I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. You were typing too loud.
Too far.
WOW CHILDISH, HAVING 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS FAWN OVER YOU IS BETTER THAN FAWNING OVER THEM YOU PERVERT. PERV. IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW
XERXES - TOUCHE HONKY
LIL KIM - BETTER THAN FAWNING OVER FAT MIDDLE AGE MEN, FAG
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