Pg 69

I just wanted everyone to know that I'm only about 30 pages from finishing my screenplay.

I'm sorry, Snakeman. . . toot toot. . .

In other news, I returned to a home with a flooded basement (broken pipes), a dead lawnmower (drained battery), spotty cable (stupid comcast), and Jurassic Park in the backyard (my fault for not hiring a lawn service while I was gone). In fact, we have a bird feeder and the birds apparently dropped some food because we now have corn growing in our yard. Well, at least we'll not starve.