TRUE STORY about Ian

So the other day Ian was travelling through the countryside with a Hindu Priest and a Rabbi, as he often does. But a horrible windstorm kicked up and they needed to find shelter. They happened upon a farmer, who said they were welcome to wait out the storm at his place.

One catch, there was only room enough for 2 in his house, so one of them had to sleep in the barn.

The Hindu Priest, being a kind man, said he would gladly sleep in the barn. But, after about 10 minutes, a knock came at the farmhouse door.

The Priest said there was a cow in the barn, and since he considered cows sacred, he could not in good conscience sleep there.

The Rabbi said, "Fine, I will sleep there so you can stay in the farmhouse."

But a couple of minutes later another knock came at the front door. Sure, enough it was the Rabbi.

"There is a pig in that barn, and it would not be kosher for me to sleep beside it."

Ian recognized what he needed to do. He offered to sleep in the barn so that the others could stay in the house. And he headed out to the barn.

A couple of minutes went by. Then there sounded a KNOCK KNOCK on the front door. The farmer opened the door. . .

Standing there were the cow and the pig.